after seeing quite a titty
CHUCK: Son, when you’re older, you can be whatever you want to be.
GABRIEL: Okay, daddy…
Two millennia later…
A Pagan God
A Porn Star
A Ladies Man
Another One Who Bit The Dust
A Trickster (still)
CHUCK: Look, Gabe, when I said-
GABRIEL: Shut up Dad; I’m fabulous!!!
(I LOVE GABE SO MUCH!!!!! - Jess)
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”
Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this
stupidest/most awesome joke ever